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- JD's Mom
"It's dry. And rude. And hilarious. I love to hate them. Or do I hate that I love them?"
"Yes, men can get HPV also..."
- Our Family Practice Doctor
Dude. You guys are fucking great. Only advice? Bring back Chuck Walker!!!!
- Carrie Ann
"No, I won't promote your stupid podcast. How did you get in my house? Dana, call the police."
- Some Jerk at the NY Times
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- Nichole C.